I may have a small confession to make, as Bo- I mean Mark Geranium has made an annoucement. His name is not Bob, but you will not be getting refunds for the badges you may have bought off me. These are Marks own words:
http://poetryartystuff.blogspot.com/2009/05/truth-whole-truth-and-nothing-but-truth.html?showComment=1243721908139#c7980496164464644924
Obviously, you have to click the link and then read the post.
!!!Badges for Sale!!!
Do you support Mark Geranium? Do you want everyone to know? Do you even know who he is? If the answer to all of these is yes, buy the all new MG badges. They now say 'Support Mark Geranium'! Add them to your older version 'Support Bob Geranium' and be amazed. Only 50p for one badge! Isn't that a great deal?
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Mark Geranium
Have you ever heard of the legendary MARK GERANIUM???? If not, then you're stupid and you don't deserve to read this. No, I mean it. Look away NOW!!
If you do know him, then I guess you will also know that he is leader of France, Prime Minister for Austrailia and Creator of the internet. He has been around since 1284, the time when you could buy a burger at McDonalds and then have to hunt it yourself. But he is much more than an overage ruler, he is an inspiration to everyone who reads his blogs (except for me, I don't get any ideas). And here he is, the legendary Mark Geranium! (Look at the top).
Don't insult him for being a big explosion, he is very sensitive.
If you do know him, then I guess you will also know that he is leader of France, Prime Minister for Austrailia and Creator of the internet. He has been around since 1284, the time when you could buy a burger at McDonalds and then have to hunt it yourself. But he is much more than an overage ruler, he is an inspiration to everyone who reads his blogs (except for me, I don't get any ideas). And here he is, the legendary Mark Geranium! (Look at the top).
Don't insult him for being a big explosion, he is very sensitive.
Friday, 15 May 2009
Swine Flu
As I am sure everyone knows (apart from little children, because they are stupid), there is a Virus going around called SWINE FLU. Now, hopefully you don't believe what they tell you on the News, because they want to cover up the TRUTH. That's right, Swine Flu is not serious, it is a JOKE.
But a good joke at that, because it turns the victim into a pig (unless they already are one). Honestly, they do. My views are supported by MARK GERANIUM, obviously the greatest (and most insane) person in the world.
But a good joke at that, because it turns the victim into a pig (unless they already are one). Honestly, they do. My views are supported by MARK GERANIUM, obviously the greatest (and most insane) person in the world.
Friday, 17 April 2009
Nazi Zombies
You may not know yet, but they are coming! Nazi Zombies are here to take back what they lost! I'm sure many of you know that the Germans lost the Second World War, but the Nazis who died before the end didn't. Now, they are attempting to reclaim Germany and take over the world (and yes, they are led by Hitler again). The first reported sighting came from Peleliu Island, somewhere near Japan or in that general region. The second attack happened at an Asylum in Berlin. No fÜhrer attacks have been reported yet (mind you, this is the year 2013, so do you really expect the News to be great?)
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Welcome to Dementia!
If you are like me, then you will probably feel at home here. This is the realm of those to...weird... for society and have been cast aside as freaks. Anyway, back to normal life. My name is Dimitri Karkarov, and I hope that I will be able to make a difference from here. Please visit my news page for updates that might come out a year after they had become known, or maybe they won't come out at all.
!!!HELP NEEDED!!!
When you recieve a Chain Message, what do you do? Do you delete it? Or do you just forget about it? In some cases, people actually BELIEVE what they are told in a Chain Message. In the past, I have recieved a few that mention VERY bloody deaths, and this is NOT acceptable. They say stuff like "Tomorrow you will have incredibly bad luck" or "fill this out and recieve everlasting good luck". Once, one of my friends showed me a message that the emailer had said was going around since 1889!!! This is IMPOSSIBLE, as the internet was never created then! Chain Messages are just SPAM, so don't open them; delete them but NEVER send them on!!
!!!HELP NEEDED!!!
When you recieve a Chain Message, what do you do? Do you delete it? Or do you just forget about it? In some cases, people actually BELIEVE what they are told in a Chain Message. In the past, I have recieved a few that mention VERY bloody deaths, and this is NOT acceptable. They say stuff like "Tomorrow you will have incredibly bad luck" or "fill this out and recieve everlasting good luck". Once, one of my friends showed me a message that the emailer had said was going around since 1889!!! This is IMPOSSIBLE, as the internet was never created then! Chain Messages are just SPAM, so don't open them; delete them but NEVER send them on!!
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