Friday, 31 July 2009


It's just occurred to me: Dementia hasn't had a post for ages. But no worry, I haven't forgotton about it, I just spend my time doing other stuff.

In other news, the post before this one has the most comments on my whole blog! Yay! If people could keep randomly commenting on it, IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED!!

Tuesday, 21 July 2009


This is just a quick message: I am challenging Pc Plod in followers just for the sake of it. If you read this blog but do not follow me, START NOW!!! I only need another 4 people to equal the followers. THANK YOU!!


Saturday, 18 July 2009

Chronicles of Torture - Part 1

Having two lives is never was easy. At Jake's work, he was by far the best. His ultimate knowledge of computers and technology led him to be second-best, only beaten by his boss. In his more private life, he was a master at computer hacking. His extensive knowledge could get him through any security program and find the most sensitive information. Jake had already taken down two companies and had started to blackmail a third when he hacked the wrong system.

25th January 2009: 4 days before the incident

"Jake, great work on the advertisment boosting. Our company is almost as good as it can go, seeing that 2 have already gone bankrupt. With a little more improvment, you'll soon get a pay rise."
It was the only reason The Boss came into the main work office, to congratulate Jake. Although everyone knew his name, he was always called 'The Boss'. It was name that reeked of domination and command. Anyone who did stand up to The Boss was fired immediatly. That was how the system worked, and that was how it would stay as long as he was in charge.
"Thank you, Sir."
"No problem. Well, your shift as finished today. I want you to go home and research other companies methods of work and see how we can improve ours."

And that was how it started. Jake had gone home and started hacking into the best company there was. The company that seemed unbeatable. The company...known as Black Row.

Sunday, 12 July 2009

Swine Flu in Guildford

Swine Flu, now it is in Guildford. I make no jokes in this post, as Swine Flu has become a serious Pandemic and has spread into almost every country. I have heard that it is now in Guildford. But are these just rumours? Above, there is a picture of the basic Swine Flu (H1N1) virus. The unique thing about this is that it actually contains BIRD FLU. Usually, a virus can be found with certain strains. We have vaccines and medecines against most of these. However, it is when two of these strains mix that causes a virus that could potentionally become a Pandemic (the name for a virus that has gone global). Most people who have had Swine Flu in the UK have survived; the people who have died had bad health problems already. There are over 7400 cases in the UK alone, but only 15 deaths.

Swine Flu isn't as dangerous as it could be YET, but by next year it may become one of the biggest killers in the world. But hope is not lost yet. Scientists claim that they have a vaccine for Swine Flu, but this vaccine may not yet work. The only other option that COULD work is to build your own defence against. That's right, I mean to CONTRACT SWINE FLU.

To the left is a picture of Swine Flu (or Avian Flu as you might hear it). Swine Flu is weak at the moment, so as long as you have no health problems is it really so bad to get it? If you get it now, you have a very high chance of survival and you will become immune to it. If you get it later, you have a very high chance of dying.

I know this post sounds gloomy and depressing, but Swine Flu is important and everybody should know about it. Symptoms are rather like the common cold, but very mild. No one really needs to worry about Swine Flu yet; just put it aside and worry about other stuff, such as homework and the threat of an Alien Invasion.

I hope this will help to reassure people that Swine Flu isn't as bad as Government say it is.

Saturday, 11 July 2009

The Polls are in!

That's right, the Poll for Dementia is over! Three people voted for the New Dementia, one for the Old (and I really want to know who that was), meaning that the New Dementia is greater than ever! Until the next change in a few years.

In other news, there is a NEW POLL ONLINE!!! I will be writing the 'Chronicles of Torture' soon, so I really need a method of Torture for the story. Only vote once, though, or it wouldn't work.

Monday, 6 July 2009

A Message from the Stars?

I think I've heard this name somewhere before, but don't blame me if it was one of your post names (looking at you, Mark). Anyway:

I was having a great weekend. It had come to the end of Saturday when it happened. I was playing a game on my computer when my mum rushed in and said:

"Edward, Richard, parachutes are falling from the sky."

Naturally, I was intrigued. One of my most favourite topics is Space and the Universe. I went outside to investigate. Once there, I found and picked up a rather strange object. It was indeed shaped like a parachute, only much smaller. I then spent the rest of the night running around outside with a lamp inside the parachute shouting "Beware, I am a GHOST!"

And I believe that is the end of the matter.

P.S. If you want to know more about this, you have to speak to me in person.

Friday, 3 July 2009

New Dementia

Well, tis over. I have changed Dementia so that it will (hopefully) be better. Most of the gadgets are the same, but I have added a few new ones from the little (interesting ones) they had. Take some time to explore, and prepare for the secret of the Future...

Thursday, 2 July 2009

A Note before the Change

I have only had Dementia for a few months, but I am getting bored of the layout already. This is one of the many reasons I have for Change. Except, I'm worried that all of my posts will be deleted, including Patient X and my various reports of Nazi Zombies.

However, a solution is at hand. We cannot dwindle in the past for too long; we must always face the futue eventually. So I am glad to say that the New Dementia will have a new poll, a new story and the same name, as well as a few extra gadgets! You are welcome to copy down Patient X, as long as you give it to me to put back on later. Also, the construction date has changed to the 3rd - 7th July. Do NOT visit Dementia between these dates!!!