It's just occured to me...

...I know, only just now I've realised. Everyone else must've realised aswell, so I won't go on about that.

I haven't written anything storywise on here for a long time, which means that I will start again soon. I just need sometime to get back into it and work out what's going on...

...and find the notes I wrote down when I started...

And given the fact that I'm not actually doing anything, I might just be able to add a new part every few days. Which means you'll have to start checking Dementia daily just incase any new parts have been released.

That's the news for today. Hmm, it doesn't seem like much, does it? I won't mention Amy Whinehouse as Kaytei has already spoken about her, so I'll just have to make something up...

A METEORITE HAS JUST HIT...ERMM...PLUTO!!!

That's right, a meteorite has just hit Pluto. Why is this so important? Because it just is.

-L.Z.

P.S. The title and intro are about the fact that another post begun in a similar way. Did you spot that? If so, well done.

So, it ended with 8 when it should've been 7

Yep, that's right. Two days ago, I watched the final Harry Potter film with my twin sister. My views on it? It was good, but not my favourite (I don't actually know which one is, so that is irrelevant). I don't really have much else to say on the matter, so I'll let you see it for yourselves and decide (if you haven't already seen it).

In other news, why do politicians act like children all the time? No wonder the country's going downhill. IMO, if MPs would just grow up and act responsibly, things might just get done. (If anyone who reads this has a family member who is an MP or politician or whatever, I'm not insulting them personally. I'm talking about the matter in general).

The above reason is why everyone should vote for The Richard Party. You all know that I won't behave like that in-session.

I'm going to go and do something else now. Bye bye.

-L.Z.

Upside down !, inverted ? and a whole lot of @

If you're clever enough to break my code (which is the title), you'll know precisely what I'm talking about. HOWEVER, it doesn't actually mean anything so just forget about that.

I recently watched 'James May's Toy Stories', the one with the AirFix, with my sister (yes, I have a sister) and then she said she felt like putting together a model of a greek soldier and paint it. In Guildford (aka G-Town), I could not find a greek soldier so I went for the next best thing: a Spitfire. Just finishing the painting now.

I also made a smaller model of a spitfire out of clay. It looks shit and broke twice, but it's my first time so it could've been worse.

I also connected my laptop to my HD television earlier (as I have done so many times before) and got to watch everything on my laptop in HD (I won't explain the technical bits here).

And now I have nothing left to say, except that I made some candles. But that was a few weeks ago.

-L.Z.

It's just occured to me: I haven't written anything interesting on here for awhille...

But do not fear, for as soon as something interesting happens, you'll be the first to know*. Anyway, I've had fun over the holidays, with my schedule consisting mainly of...doing nothing...
Now, that might sound boring, but it's alot worse than you think. But I'll explain later. Possibly. Wow, I never knew that I wrote for playboy magazine, or had a penis size to match my height (which is 6' 7") ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Osman
...I have my own wikipedia article...I must be so epic...

Right, I'd better get going now: I have nothing to do soon.

-L.Z.

*It is very unlikely that news will turn up here first: it is more likely to turn up here days after it has been released.