Wednesday, 30 June 2010


Is anyone addicted to Dark Cut now? I am :S

I don't usually write messages like these; the usual contain hidden messages that make you believe I'm great. You hear that? I'M GREAAATTT!!! Even to the man who lives in a crate. Also, search 'Harry Potter Dubs' on youtube. They must be by Gertilish (or something like that) otherwise they are INFERIOR (because I'm superior). They may be put up on here at some point, but watch them anyway.

THE RICHARD PARTY IS NOW ON BLOGSPOT!!!! <----See, there it is.

I have to go now, but I shall post again. And soon.

And for those of you who are concerned, the next New World part may be out in a few weeks, preferably close to the Summer Holidays (for obvious reasons).

If you don't know what the reasons are, either ask me or work them out yourself.

Sunday, 27 June 2010

The New World Part 1 - Legends of a Robed Figure

"Can you tell me what's wrong with him?" The Therapist was talking. No one knew his real name, nor did they know which company he actually worked for. 'Lance Otter Preps'. A name AND an anagram for his real company. Prospect Eternal.

"We were walking along just after midnight. We were shouting and pissing about, but he suddenly stopped and claimed he saw something."

"Did he describe it?"

"No, he just screamed in pain and f-fell to h-his knees. Then h-his eyes jus-just bled." Harry was in shock. He and George had spent the whole night partying, and weren't remotley worried about walking around on their own. The crime rate had dropped incredibly over the past few years, but something else had turned up. Something strange.

"Ok, leave him with me. I'll talk to him about it later; hopefully he would've calmed down by then."

"They say He is the darkness. No light, no mercy, just the pitch black from which We came. Many fear Him, but His name is unknown to Us. Many would seek Him out, but none would return. He is time immemorial, the very makings of Creation itself. And now He walks among Us, a God thrown down from the Heavens to wreak havoc and return to His place of former glory."

George was talking, but it was not his voice that spoke. He was shaking more than any person should be, pushed beyond the limit of any man. There were blood stains running down his face, starting from his eyes. Not just small streams, but huge rivers. And the very skin was ripped from his face where he'd clawed himself in fear, from the moment he'd laid eyes on Yarofev.

"Very well," Lance was talking again "I will look after him and try to sort out his wounds, but I doubt time will heal what has happened to him. Now, if you could leave and let me concentrate?" Harry nodded, turned around and left the building. A few minutes later, he looked around him. There was no one near.

The air shimmered around Harry, and Yarofev started walking again, thankful to be back in his proper form.

Back in the building, Lance took out his phone and quickly dialled a number. He frowned, redialled slowly, and listened.

"Operator? I need Amanda Green. Yes, I know what the time is and yes, I know she'd be asleep. Important? It's about him."


28th June, 13:59. Amanda walked down the marble corridor, her high heels clacking on the marble. She stopped outside a dark-wooded door and quickly brushed her hair. In her other hand, she held a file with 'Top Secret - Black Row Officials only' stamped in block red. At precisely 2pm, she knocked on the door.

"Come in!" It was a mans voice, friendly yet slightly expectant. Amanda walked in and shook hands with Yematin. His office was unique: a large dark-wooded desk with many folders but no pictures of any family, a small drinks cabinet and, behind Yematin, a giant window that acted as the fourth wall. It granted any looker a marvelous view over London.

Amanda silently handed over the file. Yematin took it, and turned it to the first page...

Game of the Week - Dark Cut 2

Sorry for the delay, I had Robert and William over, so access to blogspot was impossible. I'm not sure how long it will take anyone to load this game, as it's still loading for me. I also warn you that it's not meant for people under the age of 17. Still play it though :)
Ooo it's just loaded...

Sunday, 20 June 2010

Black Row

Eden – The leading group of Black Row, led by David Yematin. They are currently the major party in Parliament, under the name ‘Eden’ so as not to raise attention to Black Row.

The Division – The true rulers of Black Row, they haven’t been contacted in many years. Their location is unknown, but it is suspected that they are not on Earth.

Black Row - the Company that disguises itself in public work such as chemical and technological improvements to hide its true nature: Universal Domination.

Ubithink - Specialises in Colonialisation of other planets. Recently set up again after liquidation due to the incident on Epsilon 114. Ruled by Jebediah Clements.

Dream Masters – A branch of Ubithink that specialises in Mind Control, Reprogramming and remembering the past. Led by Daniel Evermen.

Prospect Eternal – A Black Row Division that researches Humans and Aliens alike. They are working towards Eternal Life so that Black Row may truly become Gods. Prospect Eternal is governed by Amanda Green.

Freedom - The Tactical/Strategic Centre. They were cast aside by Richard Osman, but Yematin knows that they will play a huge role in taking over the universe.

'The Hunters' - Assassination of Enemies. Anyone who knows the truth about Black Row is removed by these efficient contract killers. They are not an actual branch of Black Row, but they are treated like one and they work only for Yematin.

Corporation Unlimited – In 20 years, the humans will have the aid of robots. And where will they come from? Corporation Unlimited, of course! But as the robots are Black Row Design, caution must be exercised around them should a war break out...

Beacon - Biological Warfare. A clean way to destroy the entire Human Population on Earth using viruses. Everyone will die, and the world will remain intact.

Poseidon - Nuclear Weapons Department. They are a back up in the event that Beacon fails. Which is unlikely. They stay in their base, Codenamed ATLANTIS, which resides on the Sea Bed. The missiles are specially built to survive under so much water for so long. And before you ask why the Base hasn’t been crushed by the pressure, this is Black Row we’re talking about. Led by Susan Delper.

Caduceus - Relay Command. Only used for messages, but even they cannot locate The Division. Their communications network is by far the most developed in the whole of creation.

Saturday, 19 June 2010

Game of the Week

Unfortunatley, Dark Cut 2 wasn't working, so I had to use a back-up. DC2 may make an appearance next week, but only if I can get it to work.

Strategy Games

Strategy Games

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Just for movement

This post has no actual intention; it's just moving the Game of the Week down so my Post Archive is more accessible. But that means that this post will have to be longer. So, here is my extention:

Mark and I have been working on Black Row Divisions during Work Related Learning. He came up with most of the names and what they work on, but I am adding much more detail. On Sunday, a list will be posted up here so people know what the names are and what they do. It will be basic information that will need to be understood if you are going to be following the Black Row Series.

But this information did not come without cost. Mark was badly injured in an attempt to stop He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-On-This-Blog-But-Can-Be-On-Your-Blog-If-You-Want-It-That-Badly-Which-Believe-Me-You-Don't. Only joking, but a great move stopped...I really can't be bothered to write that again...from aquiring our information.

Look forward, and wait, for the 28th...

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

'We will live forever more'

We were founded in 1874 by a group of scientists who wanted to govern the country. For 76 years, we stayed undercover, formulating plans for national control. We watched the Great War and its brother rise and fall, but we did not take part. Our weapons could have saved many lives, but none of it would benefit us.

In 1950, we made ourselves public. We endelved ourselves in science, technology and engineering. New vaccines were created, new weapons tested and machines revolutionised. We made ourselves famous, we made ourselves great. But we hadn't made ourselves Gods. Sure, the public loved us and our work, but that was only a cover.

By 1960, there was a division of Black Row, of us, in every Capital City. By 1990, no one would have to walk more a few miles to reach a Black Row Department. We kept underground to hide our true work, so no one would come meddling. Now, in 2010, we are a leading party in UK Government.

But our secrets could not always be kept secret. We couldn't bribe, it would cost too much. So we resorted to murder. There were rumours, many, many rumours, but none could be proven true without a death to follow.

But for once, we're in disarray. There is a record of a War, set in the future, that seems highly unlikely from our position. We have no need to resort to open violence anymore. But we believe this War is not the future, but the past.

We are Black Row, the Makers of Worlds, Gods of our Universe. And now, no one can stop us. We will live forever more.

Monday, 14 June 2010

"If you DO happen to get killed...

...make sure you don't get any blood on the carpet. It's new."

-An assassins advice to John as he falls into yet another tale of murder, mystery and evil. Except this time, there is no one around to help him...

A strange book I have been reading entitled 'Gun Point'. It's Richard-Style mentality, but it's a fantastic book and I highly recommend you read it (the author is one David Grey).

On to something else; Black Row has an OFFICIAL WEBSITE NOW!!! Visit it at for more detailses.

Saturday, 12 June 2010

Game of the Week

As one Mark Geranium asked for, here is AMATEUR SURGEON!!! Mr Staples, Dark Cut will be up next week then only I choose the gameses.

HighScore Games

HighScore Games

Friday, 11 June 2010

A New Era?

As many of you will now know, Blogspot has a new TEMPLATE DESIGNER!!! Most of our blogs are looking more snazzy, more relaxing or whatever. Dementia may change again someday, but I've spent sometime constructing this look. I know that most of us will look to a black colour, so instead I have given mine some strange shade of blue.

However, there is a problem with the Designer: There is too much to choose from. Look could like so many things you may become indecisive. To counter this problem, I looked for something that just felt right in my heart. I'm sure many people are using this method.

Anyway, I have to be goings now. Have fun with the Designer!

Thursday, 10 June 2010

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools

It took me awhile to work out where I'd heard this before. One of our assemblies. Was anyone actually listening, though? I wasn't. This is the only put I actually like; the rest just bored me to death.

Taster Day Part 2 (yes, there are TWO parts)

The timetable thing has been changed, so the lessons are now more favourable (for some people). I still have Council, but now I have Physics and Government and Politics. What fun :)

Is anything interestings going on elsewhere? I don't want to have to type random things to keep Dementia alive.

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Taster Day

Has anyone actually checked the timetable for the Sixth Form Taster Day yet? No? I spent some time looking at it with Kate (Joyce) and we've noticed some problems:

>Kate has Biology and Maths, things she didn't put down
>Robert has 'Council' with me
>Robert also has Philosophy and Ethics
>William has French
>Lloyd has Spanish and Music (does he do Music???)

They've mixed up our stuff, that's the easiest way to say it. I can't remember yours, Mark, but I didn't check anyone elses. Hopefully it will change, but I do have English Literature with Mrs Doar, so that sounds fun.

I'm thinking about asking Mr Thorpe if I can move into Set 1 for Science and Maths, and maybe English. Any views on the situation??

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Donating now could save lives

Every day, more and more people fall to Dementia. However, YOU can make a difference. By simply offering your blog to Lord Zaros and making him an admin, his ruthless streak will stop and the many tiny fairies he has been terrorizing will continue to live happily whatever they do.

So please, if there is one thing you do today, do this. Make Lord Zaros an admin on your blog and save many lives. Remember, YOU can make a difference.

P.S. You don't actually have to do this: I just got bored.

Saturday, 5 June 2010

Game of the Week

Ok, I haven't actually given this much thought, but one game I have been playing recently is 'Cargo Bridge'. For those of you who don't know it, you have to build a bridge from some people. I'm putting up the Christmas Edition because it is shorter and you start with all of the tools. Please note this: There WILL be an advert at the start of each and

Thursday, 3 June 2010

No blog I write on shall fall so long as I draw breath

I'm currently introducing a new plan (copyrighted by me) that I call Feature of the Week. Basically, I'll put up a new game on Dementia, as Mark does with music and Poetry Arty Stuff, and a new video on Mania. If this plan works, both Mania and Dementia will last for a LONG time. Kaytei, if you want and idea, how about quote of the week? There are no other major blogs for me to write on (the Tea and Toast thing is only temporary).

It's been a good year...

...a good new beginning.

It's getting closer to 2011, it'll creep up on us all and then we'll be wondering what we really mae of this year....

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

I'll let you in on something secret...

I can disappear...
Anytime I want to. Time, I feel you shovel through my skin, i am with you 'til the end.
And I can decompose, when it suits me I accelerate it. Wicked on all fours, I surrender to the storm.

Justin Pierre's a fabulous lyricist. Let it remain upon the Lord's blog forever that Motion City Soundtrack are the most tremendous and wonderful band to have been formed. ever. :P

bisou bisou

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

Hanging your dirty laundry in public....

...just gets everyone covered in the crud. If you have a problem with somebody you should probably deal with them and not get EVERYBODY involved in it. jayzus.

bisou bisou

I'm can't think of a title, but I'm looking at a bookcase, so that will have to do

This Saturday, I will be posting the all new GAME OF THE WEEK for Dementia. Every Saturday, there will be a new game to play for anyone who has time to mess around. This idea is copyrighted by me (as is every other thing I say) so it can only be on this blog. This idea was also inspired by Track of the Week, which I shall also be posting on Saturday on Poetry Arty Stuff if Mark isn't back from Cornwall ('The Wall of Corn' should not be used because it refers to a sexual position).

For some reason, blogspot is trying to make me write this in spanish, and it is annoying because I've forgotton most of my spanish and I don't want hablaramos espanol.

Buenos Noches!