A Note to Mr Staples

You only have to ask me to post an advertisment, you don't need to pay or anything. How wow is that, loik?

In other news...

MR STAPLES IS BACK WITH PISSYPLOD AND FIVE PENCE FOR FREE!!!

That's right, bar your door, board your windows and put on your amulet of reverse mentality if you intend to visit the blog of Father Christmas (but you should already have the amulet on if you intend to read any of our blogs, except Tommy's).

That's about it until I find something else interesting to write about.

I Post Once More

Ok, I might not be able to do a post a day, but I will at least try one every week, for I will almost certainly have something at the weekends.

In other news, the Chronicles of Toture may not go as far as expected, as I am very keen to start my new story The Shattered World. Maybe a few more parts, but I will try to make the Shattered World go on for a long time (maybe a part every other week?)

I also have a short review on a new game that I preordered: Halo 3 ODST. This is my summary:

The only thing worth getting from it is the Multiplayer Disk (that gives you every Map Pack on Halo 3).

I don't expect many to know what that means, but oh well.

Chronicles of Torture - Part 3

It was a perfectly normal day for Jake. He was simply walking to his work when it happened. First he began to feel dizzy. Then his sight went blurry, until suddenly a pressure so great took hold of Jake, causing pain to blossom in every part of his body. A black limo pulled up next to him and he was thrown inside. Unconsciousness claimed him then.

6 HOURS LATER

"Wake up, Jake"
The voice was cold and sinister, yet somehow it felt welcoming and made you want to obey it.
"Stand Up"
It was no longer welcoming, but demanding.
"I said STAND UP!"
Jake stood up. He was in a small room with a single light in the middle. Everything else was covered in darkness.
"You have been digging too deep into Black Row's business, so I see no reason for you to know a little bit more. My name is Tommyfer Lawdry, and I'm sure you know about our master plan, do you not?"
Jake nodded. He didn't trust himself to speak.
"And that is why I am telling you more. However much you know, I will make sure that you will be put into excruitiating pain, squeezed of all your information and knowledge before we finally put you out of your misery."
Jake didn't move, but he knew what Lawdry was saying. Lawdry saw the fear in Jake's eyes.
"That's right: You're going to die."

The Revolution has a new leader

From now on, I will try to post at least ONCE on Dementia everyday. Mania will be posted on more often as well, so please check it at:

http://gatestomadness.blogspot.com

My next post will be, in a few minutes, the next part of the Chronicles of Torture.

Mundooty, or Mundooteh?

That's right, the fabled Elin Greene, the Blue Hamster of Lammington (Is that right? Please tell me) has started a new blog. You can visit it now at

www.mundooteh.blogspot.com

I'm also putting advertising onto Dementia! If you want anything published, I will post an advertisment as long as it is considered worthy.

I have a Table Tennis Table now. Ha.

I like my poll results and I didn't want to change it, so do you think there has ever been a post with a title that is longer than the actual message?

Probably.

Chronicles Of Torture - Part 2

Sorry about the delay, but the second part is here! Hopefully I've been able to shed some more light on the company this story is based around. I've just been waiting for the right moment...

No one ever messes with Black Row. It is like a law that every company follows, one that is unknown but still kept to. Black Row's business is its own, and no one outside is going to change that. But Jake never listens to anyones warnings about the company; his greed for money and wealth victorious over his fear of the worlds most harsh business. He was set about it: He would scam Black Row and rise to the top of his career. There could be no greater achievement in his life.

Not much is known about what happens within Black Row's walls. Some people say that they create new weapons and sell them to the highest bidder. Others suggest that they experiment on diseases to benefit against a furture outbreak. No one knows for sure, as the workers are rarely seen and they don't release anything if they are found.

As Jake began to hack into this company, he thought 'This is easy. I bet anyone could get through this security with the right equipment'. That was until he found a secret. Something so important and deadly that it could send the world into a Post Apocalypse of sorts. The screen went blank. Then it flashed with the words:

WE ARE COMING

Back from the Dead

That's right, Zombies have struck again. They now control the 'Waffenfabrik Der Riese' factory in Berlin, and their onslaught is spreading to here and there and everywhere. It has also been revealed that there was an attack of zombies in Japan a while ago. However, the more worrying fact about this attack is that it was not Nazis, but Imperialists (Japanese). And another type of Zombie seems to have turned up: The Dreaded 'Hell Hounds' (above). These flaming dogs will run at you and try to bite you, then blow up when you finally...kill...them (again). I regret to say that these dogs have turned up at the Der Riese factory in Berlin. And, for the first time ever, I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE!!! Resistance is futile.