Jem was waiting at the cinema when it happened. He was just a hardcore Star Wars fan, waiting for Star Wars: The Return of the Dead Guy. He was standing next to John and Obi-Wan Kenny when he turned and sniffed.
"Trekkies..." He muttered. And, sure enough, a group of trekkies were charging towards the cinemas with their phasers set to kill. The Star Wars fans turned and drew out their lightsabers, preparing for battle...
Five hours later, many trekkies and jedi knights lay dead on the floor. The nerdy receptionist stood behind the counter and sighed.
"If only they knew they were allies in the new Star Wars film... What a load of wankers," he muttered and, with that, he pulled out a gun and shot himself.
Meanwhile, far far away, a man named Jamie Oliver shoved a sausage up his nose and laughed. If only cabbages could break dance, he thought.
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